yo momma so fat the only excersize she gets is world hopping
yo momma so fat she can only play on full screen
yo momma so fat she breaks barrows armour by trying to fit in it
yo momma so fat she can only use group teleports
yo momma so ugly ppl follow her around asking her to sell her halloween mask
yo momma so fat she takes up her own inventory space
yo momma so fat her teleport says u need to lose another 30 pounds 13itch
yo momma so fat in the easter event the easter bunny didnt have enough magic to shrink her
yo momma so ugly shes the reason rs characters dont have eyes
yo momma so fat she has a cookbook instead of a spellbook
yo momma so fat......skychi!
yo momma so fat she has to log in twice
yo momma so ugly they try to kill her for dark beast assignments
yo momma so fat when she tries to log in the server has an update countdown
yo momma so stupid she drank a dwarven stout beer and got drunk irl
yo momma so poor she cant afford a trade limit
yo momma so stupid she thinks a tinderbox is a makeup kit
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