yo momma so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
yo momma so fat you have to grease the sides of the door and hold a twinkie n the other side just to get her through
yo momma so fat she put on a red coat and all the kids said "hey cool-aid man"
yo momma so fat she has to wear a watch on both arms because she covers 2 time zones
yo momma so stupid the only thing she brought to the super bowl was a spoon
yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her crack and said "i got the power!"
yo momma so fat when she turns around they throw a welcome back party
yo momma so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
yo momma so fat when she went to the beach she was the only one who got a tan
yo momma so fat she sells shade in the summer
yo momma so fat she left with high-heels and came back with flip flops
yo momma so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales sang "we are family, even though your bigger then me"
yo momma so ugly when she walks down the streets people say "damn its halloween already?"
yo momma so fat every times a kid says kool-aid she bursts through the wall
yo momma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application
yo momma so poor she has a picture of her face on a food stamp
yo momma just like a refridgerator everone sticks meat into her
now for some rs related yo mommas
yo momma so stupid she thinks she can make money off merch clans!
yo momma so stupid she called a 99 fisher a masterbaiter
yo momma so fat she has enough chins for 99 range
yo momma so fat she takes up 2 worlds
yo momma so stupid she brought her H.A.M robes to a BBQ
you know i could go on forever but ill stop
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